What every guy wants

Someone once joked to me that everything you own takes batteries or plugs in.  They were right of course, except for my toilet.  Now that can change, although I can only imagine how expensive this is.  Check out the Kohler Numi toilet.  It includes features such as a full touch screen remote, self-cleaning wand, automatic opening/flushing/closing, heated seat, ambient lighting, speakers, water conservation features, and a bidet with a precision air dryer.  Where do I sign up?